April 2012
james falls
me: ahahahaha oh god what a clutz watch where you're going you crazy jew oh geez logan help him up you okay buddy okay good lmaooo what a loser
family:
me:
family:
me:
family: why would you -
me: shh, I want to hear their acceptance speech
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forgetthemoon-ignorethesky:
DO IT!!!!!! <3
Rushies: omg James! I hope you're okay!
Rushers: ahhdhahahaha james you fucking loser what the hell why are you so perfect can i steal you and mount you on my wall i love you so much jfbdjsbfjdnrikdnfsj
im literally in a puddle of emotions right now
Carlos: If we win the KCA blimp, you can all come to my house and see it!
*one week later*
Carlos: Ummm what are you doing at my front door?
Me: You said if you guys won the blimp, we could come to your house to see it!
Carlos: ...I was joking...
Me:
Carlos:
Me:
Carlos:
Me: ooo...I knew that. Bye
March 2012
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tbh, I hate those directioners that think 1D is THE best and the ONLY best band in the entire world. On Twitter for instance, JLSBestUKBand was trending and about five minutes later, 1DBestUKBand was trending.
The top tweet was “JLSBestUKBand? AHAHAHAH next joke please. I think you spelt One Direction wrong. 1DBestUKBand RT if you agree!”
That sickens me. I’m not fan is JLS...
sneakylikeaf0x asked: shit.. Javi is cute as fuuuuuuuuuuuck.
geeks-freaks-and-wannabes asked: Would staying for Kendall make you feel better? ;D
me: omfg the kcas are tomorrow xkandonskac
mom: you're crazy do they give you money
me: THEY GIVE ME HAPPINESS
mom: is that why you're always crying when you see a photo of them or when you're watching a video
me:
me: okay mom you decided that you're going to be sherlock today huh
Anonymous asked: hi :)
my thoughts during school
me: why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: ugh
Anonymous asked: LOL I knoww! who would hate torontonians? we are AWESOME! :) haha but yeaah I thought they hated us cause so many directioners were chanting One Direction before the show and soo many ppl left and stuff like that :/
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Anonymous asked: how much would it cost for you to not use tumblr for a month?
Wondering What BTR's Going To Say In Their...
jamesmybabe:
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Anonymous asked: whatcha doin'? :D
Carlos: Javi's been voting like crazy.
Javi: Yeah I voted like four times
Carlos: Only four..?
Javi: I was busy playing with Sydney
Carlos: But still only four?
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Warning.
Side effects of shipping your OTP include:
unwanted feels
spontaneousĀ outbursts of crying
wailing
grinding of teeth
desires to throw yourself into oncoming traffic
nausea
masochism
curling up into a fetal position
loss of sanity
absolute destruction of the soul